I secretly add vegetables to my roommate's smoothies because I'm worried about their eating habits. They've been complimenting how good their smoothies taste lately and have more energy. I feel both guilty and satisfied.

I work at an escape room, and I've started keeping track of which puzzles couples solve well together. When they ask for date night recommendations, I suggest rooms that play to both their strengths. They always leave feeling like a perfect team.

I've been pretending to understand cryptocurrency for the past 2 years in my tech job. Everyone thinks I'm an expert, but I still don't know what a blockchain actually is. 😅

I'm a high school teacher, and I pretend not to understand current slang so my students have to explain it to me. It's actually helped me build better relationships with them, and they feel smart teaching me something.

I'm a barista, and I've memorized the regular customers' orders so well that I start making them when I see them parking their car. They think our service is incredibly fast, but really, I just enjoy making their day a little better.

I'm a professional chef and sometimes when I'm home alone, I still make instant ramen and enjoy it more than the fancy meals I cook at work.

I'm a gardener at a public park, and I've been secretly planting extra flowers in the shape of a heart. It's only visible from the top floor of the children's hospital next door. The kids love finding it on Google Earth.

I'm a dentist, and whenever patients are nervous, I tell them dad jokes during procedures. They can't laugh with their mouth open, and watching them try not to laugh helps them forget their anxiety.

I'm a professional chef and sometimes when I'm home alone, I still make instant ramen and enjoy it more than the fancy meals I cook at work.

I'm a librarian and I've been secretly rearranging the 'recommended reads' section to include books that I think will help this one regular visitor who always seems sad. I've noticed they've been checking them out, and lately, they've started smiling more.